bonesam:

"am I getting slightly gay vibes from her or am I wishing I was getting gay vibes from her?" my autobiography

disneyprincest:

yes I know I’m sorry I was late but I put lotion on right before I left and it took me 20 minutes to get the door open

deformutilated:

Leopard and hyena fight over zebra remains

bigtgetsfit:

Dave spitting the realist shit.

fuckyeahmastodon:

Brann’s just visiting some relatives.